April 3, 2007

Cock injured!!!

This is what happened after a game on sunday, one of the boys came up to me...

Aussie boy: Darek, I have a cork injury, can you help me?
me: hmmm.. cock?
Aussie boy: Yeah, cork, its quite sore. Can you help me rub it?
me: COCK? Rub your cock??? u trying to me funny with me boy?

- me started to check his groin area-
Aussie boy freaked out!!!

hahah, god damn it.
CORK (not cock) + australia = Thigh haematoma !!!!!
Bloody hell. How I know????

1 comment:

Just Me Fawzi said...

hahahahahahah....welldone..darek.. well done....hahahahahah

must have scared the living daylights out of you....few months in Kangarooland and you are appraoched to do cock rubs..hahahahah

the bapoks in Changi will pay for your service...hahahahahah